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26 Feb. 2004
Artemis is doing great in her new home.

The rest of the Horde is greatly perturbed at seeing their space taken apart and replaced by stacks of boxes. They prowl, complain and crawl into my lap for reassurance.

The real fun begins at dawn on Sat. If I survive this, it will be a miracle.

18 Feb. 2004
Sunday was a bad day for Artemis. My stepson and I were making much noise and mess in the office, which drove Artemis deep into hiding. I'd managed, with great difficulty to get some anti-biotics into her in the morning, though half of it went on to her, leaving her mottled with hot pink medicine droplets.

Later in the day, after a lengthy search, we finally located her in a cunning new hiding spot. I had to move several sets of old skiis, boots and poles to get to her for the purpose of rubbing her down with anti-allergen liquid. This isn't something I've done to her before, plus there was the whole STRANGE-PERSON-IS-HERE crisis. The result is that I finished the rubdown, but not without damage -- a big scratch on my chin and a painful bite on one finger.

Things were back to normal Mon. morning. Artemis showed up for her drink of water ritual, then I petted her and rubbed her belly. However, when I went down to the office later to put her in the carrier, she had vanished. I searched for ten minutes. Randy came in to help. After another five minutes, I finally found her in yet another cunning hidey hole.

She was not at all happy about the carrier, of course. She was pretty good about it, though. It was a two-hour drive to N.'s house (Randy's sister), made even longer because we had to take the extremely winding road at a much slower pace than usual. Even so, any time Randy took a sharp corner just a little too quickly, Artemis would meep out a complaint. I sat in the back seat next to her, so she could see me and get her ears scritched.

N. had the house all set up for Artemis. She'd installed a special gate to keep Artemis herded to one section of the house and to make sure she didn't accidentally get out the front door. She'd put up signs on all the other doors that read "WHERE IS ARTEMIS?", so they wouldn't forget and leave a door open. She had a nice new piece of cat furniture, food, a running-stream water bowl, a new cat bed, toys...the works.

I had suggested letting her out first in a small room where she wouldn't be able to immediately hide. N. and I settled into the laundry room, where she's put the cat box. We sat and chatted until Artemis had calmed down enough to come out of the carrier, though I still had to "help" her a little bit. We petted her up and reassured her. Artemis crawled behind me to hide. When I had to get up and leave, she crawled behind N. to hide. That was a good start.

Randy and I took his mother to lunch, while N. stayed behind to continue bonding with Artemis. We went back to her place after lunch and spent another hour helping Artemis become acquainted with her new home. She's going to be in hiding mode for a while, but she's not doing all that badly. She even ate a few pieces of food while we were there.

Since then, I've been getting long, detailed email updates. Artemis is mostly hiding under the sofa, not eating or drinking much, but she is taking treats from N. and even played a little bit with a couple of her new toys. Pretty soon she'll realize that she has the whole house to herself, that there are no other cats to bother her, that she has new doting humans, and she will be a spoiled princess.
12 Feb. 2004
Artemis has bounced right back and is doing great. She ran over for her Water Ritual this morning, sucked up to me while I was cleaning the cat boxes, and even jumped onto my desk. Jumping is something she doesn't do too well anymore and it takes a lot of effort, so she definitely has to be feeling better.

11 Feb. 2004
I've been worried about Artemis for a couple of days. She's been mopey and inert, no interest in food or treats, and throwing up clear, frothy liquid. The clincher was yesterday when she didn't come over for her drink of running water in the morning. So I hauled her off to the vet again. She burrowed her head into the newspapers and went into a total state of denial.

She's lost nearly two pounds since I took her in for the shots. Not good. The vet thinks most of it was water. I was worried about Artemis getting dehydrated and so she was. However, the blood work up came back almost totally normal. No indications of infection or anything serious. Most likely, it's a vague gastrointestinal something or other. She had one of thes flare-ups about a year and a half ago which was fixed with a cortisone shot. She got another cortisone shot, plus is getting anti-biotics in case there's some low level inflammation going on.

She wasn't doing too well last night. The vet gave me some easy-to-digest canned food and wanted me to get Artemis to eat it. No such luck. Artemis wandered off and threw up instead.

Fortunately, she seems to have bounced back today, though she chose to eat dry food rather than the special canned food. Nor is she happy about the hot pink anti-biotics being squirted into her throat.

I had a wonderful moment while I was hanging out in the waiting room area at the vet's. A little girl of about 3 was acquainting herself with the other pets, giving out hugs when she could. She wanted to know about Artemis, so she got next to me on the bench and looked at the furry headless blimp (head inserted deep into newspapers). Then this little girl threw her arms around me, hugged me and gave me a big kiss on the cheek. "I like to hug," she said. I gave her a big hug and planted a big messy kiss on her cheek. She was delighted (and her mother was having the best time watching all this).

She then wanted me to kiss her dog. I said it would make my cat jealous. She stared at me with big, brown eyes and I could hear the cogs churning as she worked through this. She wanted to know why. I explained that my cat was scared of dogs and if I kissed her dog I'd smell like a dog and my cat would be scared of me. She wanted to hold Artemis, but I said my cat was big and fat and weighed too much. She held up her little three year old arms and declared she had muscles.

She was totally adorable. I can't remember when I've had so much fun with a small child. I hope she can retain that warmth and confidence and fearlessness for the rest of her life.

8 Feb. 2004
My cats have decided to have a Vomit Marathon. Artemis led off, followed by Tribble, then Owl and I'm not sure who else. I swear it's their favorite hobby.

5 Feb. 2004
I took Artemis to the vet a few days ago to have her shots and to get her claws trimmed prior to going to her new home. She was truly pathetic. She stuck her head into the back corner of the carrier and did her best to convince herself THIS IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME.

We had to all but pry her out of the carrier. And she weighed in at a whopping 20.5 lbs.!!! She's gained 2 lbs. since the last time the vet saw her. Yeesh.

I'll admit I laughed a lot when I got her home and she shot out of the carrier and waddled off as fast as a 20.5 lb. blimp can waddle.

1 Feb. 2004
Don't you love it when a cat throws up in the food bowl? Good old Blue was the culprit. There goes half the dry food in that bowl. Sigh...

N. sent email to tell me about the wonderfully perfect piece of cat furniture she has bought for Artemis. It has platforms low enough for Her Blimpness to get onto and will provide her with a viewing position for Cat TV, aka the aquarium.




Puck & Blue Puck and Blue, the Tabby Mafia.

Querida Querida.

Nefreet Nefreet the psycho-kitty

Puck with ball Puck says, "Could I get any cuter?"

Owl Owl says, "Can't a guy lick his crotch in peace around here?"

Owl

Diva Diva displays her adornment of burrs.

Theseus & Tribble Theseus and Tribble

Theseus Theseus enjoys the sun.

Kate Kate the Wild Abyssinian

Knobby Knobby Artemis Artemis the Great White Belly

Artemis Artemis shows her thumbs.